More of “The Things They Say”
Delaney jumping on the bed while I’m trying to change the sheets
Me: Hey dude, get down from there!
Delaney: Actually, mom, I’m a girl.
Delaney, to her doll: Hey little dudette Tika!
______________________________________________________________________
Delaney belching loudly
Me: Delaney, please don’t burp at the table. It’s impolite.
Delaney: No! It’s not IN-polite, it’s OUTSIDE-polite!
_____________________________________________________________________________
Colin: I have an idea!
Me: What’s your idea?
Colin: Ummm…..uummmmm…..mmmmmm
a few minutes later
Colin: I have an idea!
Me: What’s your idea?
Colin: Ummm…..uummmmm…..mmmmmm
…and on it goes….
_____________________________________________________________________________
Little neighborhood boy: Hey, are you going to put up your military this year?
Me looking confused: What?
Little neighborhood boy: Your MILITARY looking at me like I’m some stupid adult.
Me: Our cemetery?
Little neighborhod boy: Yeah, your cemetery. Are you going to put it up this year?
Back story: Chris decorates our yard with a full-sized cemetery for Halloween.
October 21st, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Ha ha ha!
I’ve heard that old story about this so-called “idea” somewhere before…James does that all the time!
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
You’ve been tagged!
http://mythr3ekids.blogspot.com/2008/10/aacckk-ive-been-tagged.html
October 25th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Colin sounds so much like my Sam when he was younger. He would tell us “I was thinking ‘Hmm hmm, hmm hmm,’” Winnie-the-Pooh-wise.